Dear sir or madam or hideous amorphous creature from space with nonspecific gender,
We at the democrat party would like to thank you for taking the time to help clarify the abusive stretches we have put on the English language… I mean the proper use of these terms. Please wait where you. Congress will make sure you are rewarded in the next “we killed the economy” stimulus package.
Your blood sucking overlords
We stand together because otherwise, we don't stand at all.