Married and not looking. I figured I’d share this blast from the past for someone at my college that went viral. This was a real e-mail. We didn’t get out much. Still a classic I figured was worth preserving here.:
Hey what's up dreamuffin. I know you probably didn't expect to get an
email from me, but I heard you and shamess broke up, so I am going to
move in for the kill. A hall is showing some movies this weekend and
if you are interested we could hook up for some cheeseburgers and pizza.
Me and max got in a fight over you the other night and I kicked his
ass. So just come on over and I'll tutor you in calc. If your love was a
grain of sand, my love would be a universe of beaches. So just email me
back if you've been thinking about me or just talk to me in class. I
know that I am not that good in math but I know the equation of love.
It equals you plus me . You complete me. You had me at hello the first
time me and you met. Are you tired girl cause you have been running
through my head all day.
Bye and I hope you have a good air force night studying.
Christian Kolden ( The Alaskan Assasin)