A couple of years ago, I was flying from New Jersey to Chicago and Cuomo was in the same row as me. About halfway to Chicago, that dude reaches over and tries to grab at my boob. What the hell? The weirdest part is that I was seated on the window and he was seated on the aisle … I think the guy in the middle seat was more surprised than me.
So I say to Cuomo, “hey, man, you stupid or something?”
Cuomo looks at me, right in the eyes like I’m a delicious piece of meat, and grunts, “I can smell your cunt.”
Well how do you like that?! I didn’t know what to say … On the one hand, I was happy someone finally noticed my smelly cunt …